I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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