i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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