like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
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