Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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