i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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