I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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