I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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