So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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