Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Randomize
