My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
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You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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