Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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