Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
