this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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