I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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