Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
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Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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