whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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