Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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