I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
