dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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