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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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