...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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