google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
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Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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