im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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