And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
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I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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