I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
oh god the rape fog is back!
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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