I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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