break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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