i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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