The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Dear god my vagina.
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