i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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