For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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