I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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