Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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