Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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