I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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