she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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