Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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