Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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