I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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