Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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