You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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