I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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