At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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