The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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