think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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