when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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