i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
