He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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