i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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