he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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