hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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