I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
