I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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