i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
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I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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