You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.