I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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