Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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