No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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